Love Bites (Like a catshark)

[grandtheftmecha]

[Private, but oh-so hackable. Jerks.]

Screw Valentine's Day. All this lovey-dovey shit goin' around distracting me and making me think about things that I wouldn't bother thinking about usually. Should've just taken a week off and gone home or something, but no, here I am all flustered and annoyed while a bunch of lovestruck teenagers romp about a military base worrying about what to give their sweetheart.

It's a scam, is what it is. Candy companies making a killing on some day that everyone just decided was so special.

And shut up Alex I know there are other love holidays but people don't get all obsessed with those all over the whole damn world.

Comments

She's used to being around Etna. And having Laharl step in to keep Etna from actually doing things.

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Any man who can't take me being myself isn't worth the time!

...and what big strong man?!

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

*FACEPUNCH FOR LOVELY*

Feh. What a useless creature.

[IMAGE MISSING]

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

*Lovely hits the ground hard, her prinny body unable to stand the sudden impact and exploding in a shower of hearts!*

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

...what the...

Where did you?

Why did you?

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

*Viral looks like he just realized what he did, but then acts like he meant to do it all along.*

Don't tell me you weren't thinking of the same thing.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, but I was the one being insulted!

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

Fine. Next time I'll completely ignore it when some idiot mouths off with lies.

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[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

You don't need to actually fight people for me though!

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[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Wait, lies? Wh-which ones?

And what's this about lies?

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I despise useless creatures with nothing better than petty words.

*Viral blatantly ignores the question.*

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

That's not an answer dammit. I know when you're avoiding a question you freaking cat.

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

... You know what I meant. Do I really need to spell it out for you?

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

...wait that was... did he...

Um. Y-you... j-jeez... just saying it like that...

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

Ugh, don't start up like that.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Hey it's... you're saying something like that around Valentine's Day not that I care about that stupid holiday it's just commercialized candy pushing but still there's the atmosphere and Breathe stupid. *Breath in, breath out.*

...and now I sound like a fucking school girl.

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

*a large heart floats up from Lovely's charred remains, drifting between Katina and Viral's heads.*

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

*Viral growls and kicks the prinny corpse away, and flails at the bubble to destroy it.*

A day is just a day, whether or not you humans make something more out of it. Don't read too much into it. Neither should I. I'm just getting used to seeing humans... that's it.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

*Even then she totally shes you trying to kill the heart bubble. Not just a river dood.*

So you're... not even saying this because it's a holiday then?

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[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

.... wait, what.

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[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

I guess so.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Well to be... honest. Even if the hands are a little weird and I'm not sure about kissing you without bleeding everywhere those teeth... I like your eyes.

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

.......................................... what.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

You heard me. They're... they're pretty cool. And no no no don't say it.... yeah.

Gah, what is this, standing around complimenting each other...