Love Bites (Like a catshark)

[grandtheftmecha]

[Private, but oh-so hackable. Jerks.]

Screw Valentine's Day. All this lovey-dovey shit goin' around distracting me and making me think about things that I wouldn't bother thinking about usually. Should've just taken a week off and gone home or something, but no, here I am all flustered and annoyed while a bunch of lovestruck teenagers romp about a military base worrying about what to give their sweetheart.

It's a scam, is what it is. Candy companies making a killing on some day that everyone just decided was so special.

And shut up Alex I know there are other love holidays but people don't get all obsessed with those all over the whole damn world.

Comments

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

...when am I supposed to go meet him then?

[klan-klan-klan.livejournal.com]

Well, irregular military forces don't tend to attract the most psychologically stable people.

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

About a week from now.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

I... I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Ignoring my own therapy records of course...

Yeah... definitely not the sanest bunch of guys I've been around.

[klan-klan-klan.livejournal.com]

Hell, at least you might find someone out there. Look at me! If I got involved with someone, he'd probably get hit for statutory.

[silveracecyborg.livejournal.com]

See? Chocolate for me is like beer for you!

... Except wouldn't spend the next morning in the bathroom with an upset stomach if I ate too much.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

...er. Guess you need to find a Zentradi guy so you can both be... big... around each other.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Hey, I haven't gotten that hungover in a while.

[klan-klan-klan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess so. I've barely spent any time among my own kind since I joined the GDF.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Must be kinda weird being around, well, aliens all the time.

[klan-klan-klan.livejournal.com]

You get used to it.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Dunno how I'd get used to your little problem the-errr. Classy. Real classy.

[klan-klan-klan.livejournal.com]

Honestly, that's more frustrating than the aliens thing ever is.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

I'd probably be afraid to go anywhere that I'd have to shrink down, so... at least you aren't running away from it or anything.

1/2

[soylent-genki.livejournal.com]

It's not a scam if you make the chocolate from scratch, Lieutenant!

2/2

[soylent-genki.livejournal.com]

Although...um...I've kind of given up on that and decided to just melt storebought ones and mix in some vanilla creme..

The, um, the principle still holds, though.

[klan-klan-klan.livejournal.com]

I'm a soldier. I'm not gonna give up a position like this just because of a few insecurities.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

True. GDF pays well, and it's pretty much the most awesome army ever.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

I'd probably screw that one up too.

...you think Bullet will notice you taking the easy way out?

Why does she go out of her way to piss off those most likely to beat her senseless?

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

Secretly a masochist?

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not a tiny penguin... soul... sack... thing.

If you ate her left fin, she'd offer her right, perhaps.

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...? (Oh, do excuse Katina's foul mouth~)

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

What was that you little attention whore?!

She's used to being around Etna. And having Laharl step in to keep Etna from actually doing things.

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]