Love Bites (Like a catshark)

[grandtheftmecha]

[Private, but oh-so hackable. Jerks.]

Screw Valentine's Day. All this lovey-dovey shit goin' around distracting me and making me think about things that I wouldn't bother thinking about usually. Should've just taken a week off and gone home or something, but no, here I am all flustered and annoyed while a bunch of lovestruck teenagers romp about a military base worrying about what to give their sweetheart.

It's a scam, is what it is. Candy companies making a killing on some day that everyone just decided was so special.

And shut up Alex I know there are other love holidays but people don't get all obsessed with those all over the whole damn world.

Comments

[silveracecyborg.livejournal.com]

But how can you say that?!? It's an excuse to buy chocolates!

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Nothing's stopping me from buying chocolate whenever I damn well please.

[silveracecyborg.livejournal.com]

But now they'll be on discount!

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

...I don't eat enough chocolate for it to matter anyways.

Now if beer was on discount, then I'd be celebrating.

[silveracecyborg.livejournal.com]

See? Chocolate for me is like beer for you!

... Except wouldn't spend the next morning in the bathroom with an upset stomach if I ate too much.

[klan-klan-klan.livejournal.com]

You too, huh?

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

'Me too' what?

[klan-klan-klan.livejournal.com]

Nobody to spend V-Day with.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

R-right... seems to be a common problem here, huh?

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

...

S.A.D sure hits a lot of females here.

Err... Right.

[What was he going to say again? RIGHT!]

Ma'am, would you, would you-

[Aw dammit he... Stutters?]

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

What is it Shiro?

Wait, he's... stuttering? Oh god is he... no way...

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

Wouldyouliketoaccompanymetovisitmyfosterparents?

...That went too fast.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

...repeat that slowly Shiro. So I can actually tell what you're saying.

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[soylent-genki.livejournal.com]

It's not a scam if you make the chocolate from scratch, Lieutenant!

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[soylent-genki.livejournal.com]

Although...um...I've kind of given up on that and decided to just melt storebought ones and mix in some vanilla creme..

The, um, the principle still holds, though.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

I'd probably screw that one up too.

...you think Bullet will notice you taking the easy way out?

[soylent-genki.livejournal.com]

I hope he'll be happy anyw--

Wait, how'd you know?

Why does she go out of her way to piss off those most likely to beat her senseless?

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

Secretly a masochist?

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not a tiny penguin... soul... sack... thing.

If you ate her left fin, she'd offer her right, perhaps.

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...? (Oh, do excuse Katina's foul mouth~)

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

What was that you little attention whore?!

[newtypeamuro.livejournal.com]

It's kind of inevitable, with as many younger pilots as there are around here.

My advice is to ignore it, if you can...

[Easy for the one officer with no attachments whatsoever to say.]

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Not so easy when you're a bit... distracted by your own... things.

[newtypeamuro.livejournal.com]

...Did I speak a little too soon? I'll admit this isn't something I've ever been all that good with...

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[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Kind of. It's... easy to ignore stuff like that when you're busy with a war, but all this crap just keeps bringing it up.