Love Bites (Like a catshark)
Feb. 12th, 2010 11:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grandtheftmecha[Private, but oh-so hackable. Jerks.]
Screw Valentine's Day. All this lovey-dovey shit goin' around distracting me and making me think about things that I wouldn't bother thinking about usually. Should've just taken a week off and gone home or something, but no, here I am all flustered and annoyed while a bunch of lovestruck teenagers romp about a military base worrying about what to give their sweetheart.
It's a scam, is what it is. Candy companies making a killing on some day that everyone just decided was so special.
And shut up Alex I know there are other love holidays but people don't get all obsessed with those all over the whole damn world.
Screw Valentine's Day. All this lovey-dovey shit goin' around distracting me and making me think about things that I wouldn't bother thinking about usually. Should've just taken a week off and gone home or something, but no, here I am all flustered and annoyed while a bunch of lovestruck teenagers romp about a military base worrying about what to give their sweetheart.
It's a scam, is what it is. Candy companies making a killing on some day that everyone just decided was so special.
And shut up Alex I know there are other love holidays but people don't get all obsessed with those all over the whole damn world.
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Date: 2010-02-12 07:03 pm (UTC)S.A.D sure hits a lot of females here.Err... Right.
[What was he going to say again? RIGHT!]
Ma'am, would you, would you-
[Aw dammit he... Stutters?]
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Date: 2010-02-12 08:44 pm (UTC)Wait, he's... stuttering? Oh god is he... no way...no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 08:46 pm (UTC)...That went too fast.no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 08:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 08:53 pm (UTC)Well, I received a letter from my foster parents for me to go home for a while, and my father said something along the lines of... Bringing a girl.
...All you need to do, ma'am, is to just accompany me.
Please.
[He sounds almost pleading.]
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Date: 2010-02-12 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 08:59 pm (UTC)Very complicated.
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Date: 2010-02-12 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 09:05 pm (UTC)Part of the reason is to...
Prevent any worse misunderstandings from my father.
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Date: 2010-02-12 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 09:12 pm (UTC)He thought that you are within my age.
And that we are romantically involved.
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Date: 2010-02-12 09:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 09:14 pm (UTC)And then he took it on a whole different dimension.
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Date: 2010-02-12 09:15 pm (UTC)Sounds just like my mother.
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Date: 2010-02-12 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 09:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 09:20 pm (UTC)[Insert very inappropriate sentences about wedding planning, babies, and such and such.]
What we need to do is... Prove father completely wrong.
He's the one that accepts concrete proof rather than a phone call.
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Date: 2010-02-12 09:28 pm (UTC)Ugh....when am I supposed to go meet him then?
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Date: 2010-02-12 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-12 09:31 pm (UTC)