Love Bites (Like a catshark)

[grandtheftmecha]

[Private, but oh-so hackable. Jerks.]

Screw Valentine's Day. All this lovey-dovey shit goin' around distracting me and making me think about things that I wouldn't bother thinking about usually. Should've just taken a week off and gone home or something, but no, here I am all flustered and annoyed while a bunch of lovestruck teenagers romp about a military base worrying about what to give their sweetheart.

It's a scam, is what it is. Candy companies making a killing on some day that everyone just decided was so special.

And shut up Alex I know there are other love holidays but people don't get all obsessed with those all over the whole damn world.

Comments

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

Its...

Very complicated.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

That... it sounds like it but... you're a nice kid but... you know I'm like ten years older than you, right?

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

...I know.

Part of the reason is to...

Prevent any worse misunderstandings from my father.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

How's that supposed to prevent misunderstandings?

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

...

He thought that you are within my age.

And that we are romantically involved.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Wh-what have you been telling him?!

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

I told him that I have a female teacher.

And then he took it on a whole different dimension.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

And let me guess, he wouldn't even listen to any objections.

Sounds just like my mother.

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

...Pretty much sums the situation up.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Well what do you expect me to do if I go that I can't just... do over the phone?

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

...He...

[Insert very inappropriate sentences about wedding planning, babies, and such and such.]

What we need to do is... Prove father completely wrong.

He's the one that accepts concrete proof rather than a phone call.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

...when am I supposed to go meet him then?

[pilotofsilence.livejournal.com]

About a week from now.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

I... I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.