Love Bites (Like a catshark)

[grandtheftmecha]

[Private, but oh-so hackable. Jerks.]

Screw Valentine's Day. All this lovey-dovey shit goin' around distracting me and making me think about things that I wouldn't bother thinking about usually. Should've just taken a week off and gone home or something, but no, here I am all flustered and annoyed while a bunch of lovestruck teenagers romp about a military base worrying about what to give their sweetheart.

It's a scam, is what it is. Candy companies making a killing on some day that everyone just decided was so special.

And shut up Alex I know there are other love holidays but people don't get all obsessed with those all over the whole damn world.

Comments

Secretly a masochist?

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not a tiny penguin... soul... sack... thing.

If you ate her left fin, she'd offer her right, perhaps.

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...? (Oh, do excuse Katina's foul mouth~)

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

What was that you little attention whore?!

She's used to being around Etna. And having Laharl step in to keep Etna from actually doing things.

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Any man who can't take me being myself isn't worth the time!

...and what big strong man?!

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

*FACEPUNCH FOR LOVELY*

Feh. What a useless creature.

[IMAGE MISSING]

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

*Lovely hits the ground hard, her prinny body unable to stand the sudden impact and exploding in a shower of hearts!*

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

...what the...

Where did you?

Why did you?

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

*Viral looks like he just realized what he did, but then acts like he meant to do it all along.*

Don't tell me you weren't thinking of the same thing.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, but I was the one being insulted!

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

Fine. Next time I'll completely ignore it when some idiot mouths off with lies.

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[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

You don't need to actually fight people for me though!

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[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Wait, lies? Wh-which ones?

And what's this about lies?

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I despise useless creatures with nothing better than petty words.

*Viral blatantly ignores the question.*

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

That's not an answer dammit. I know when you're avoiding a question you freaking cat.

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

... You know what I meant. Do I really need to spell it out for you?

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

...wait that was... did he...

Um. Y-you... j-jeez... just saying it like that...

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

Ugh, don't start up like that.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Hey it's... you're saying something like that around Valentine's Day not that I care about that stupid holiday it's just commercialized candy pushing but still there's the atmosphere and Breathe stupid. *Breath in, breath out.*

...and now I sound like a fucking school girl.

[gattai-dood.livejournal.com]

*a large heart floats up from Lovely's charred remains, drifting between Katina and Viral's heads.*

[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

*Viral growls and kicks the prinny corpse away, and flails at the bubble to destroy it.*

A day is just a day, whether or not you humans make something more out of it. Don't read too much into it. Neither should I. I'm just getting used to seeing humans... that's it.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

*Even then she totally shes you trying to kill the heart bubble. Not just a river dood.*

So you're... not even saying this because it's a holiday then?

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[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

.... wait, what.

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[mr-catshark.livejournal.com]

I guess so.